September 14, 2006

HAWAII FIVE-MOE

Filed under: STRATE HATE — Uptown Smith @ 3:57 pm

Air 180

Last week I had the pleasure of spending some time in Honolulu with the little woman and our darling baby boy.  Hey, why not hit up Nike town?  So we step through, and I’m rocking the above pictured Barkley’s looking ohhh so crisp with a matching Carolina blue get-up, wife and son are equally decked.  As I’m moving downstairs I note these three “cool guys” rocking Jordans but dressed more like something out of a Kool Moe Dee video.  Walking by I hear one of them utter the words “Look at them fake J’s homie, they don’t make J’s in that color haaa haaaa.” I guess he meant Jordan’s?? So the “cool guy” knows about kicks and is speaking sideways in my direction?? Damn yo, I had to clarify. . . They’re 180’s and he picked the wrong dude, one better be sure before you make some allegations of that nature.  “Cool Guy Cameron” ended up with a mere tongue lashing. Luckily for him I was with the baby boy, so he didn’t get KNOCKED THE F*CK OUT in front of the populace. 

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